As they chewed the fat off the pelts, women chatted about current events—will Grog stay with Bertha, or is she leaving him for Brutus. Ever since that time we have referred to gossip sessions as “chewing the fat”.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
The Evolution of Shopping
As they chewed the fat off the pelts, women chatted about current events—will Grog stay with Bertha, or is she leaving him for Brutus. Ever since that time we have referred to gossip sessions as “chewing the fat”.
Friday, September 3, 2010
How to Hold Your Man
A few million years ago our great, great…grandparents invented chiropractic. Within a generation or so, our knuckles barely dragged the ground.
But walking upright tilted our pelvises, so our babies stayed in the womb longer and grew big heads with more brain capacity. Elvis Presley tried to reverse this trend in the 1950’s by swaying his hips all over the place, but even lyrics like “you ain’t nuthin’ but a houn’ dog” couldn’t reverse all those eons of evolution.
As mothers learned to keep their babies at home longer, they didn’t have much time for gathering nuts and berries, let alone joining the men to hunt for new furs. Before they preferred men that would come and go. But with dependent infants to feed they began to select mates that help with the care and feeding. So they began devising strategies to hold men around the cave a bit longer—at least until college tuition got paid.
We must have been nomadic in those times, because most of the strategies revolved around travel.
One strategy was the hunting trip. The women of the tribe sent their mates off to stake out distant watering holes where they could find bigger game. Some traces of this masculine behavior remain until the present day, but most men only get as far as some watering hole known as Joe’s Bar.
The jealousy trip also worked wonders. Absence didn’t make the heart grow fonder, but it did make the rod grow harder. Men returned from even the briefest of jaunts with 300% more sperm. They got back even quicker when they realized that their best friend Bob had decided to skip dear season that year and hang around at the base camp with the wives.
The cleverest of the women designed the head trip—a method of debate with no aim, no rhyme, and no reason. Men couldn’t resist the argument, so they rushed home to participate in the next round. But the guys could never win the arguments because they were mentally restricted by a powerful need to make sense.
Men that couldn’t or wouldn’t hunt often remained in the settlements with the women. Those guys evolved into lawyers and priests so they could help the girls design ever more elaborate schemes. Their collaboration brought us the religious trip, the marriage trip—also known as the honeymoon—and the divorce trip.
Fortunately one thing has remained steady and stable throughout the history of husbandry. The way to a man’s heart has never been through his stomach. So if you can’t afford that marvelous Sharpe’ puppy and are willing to settle for a man, you can capture his attention and hold his interest by just aiming a little lower.
Remember: When a woman isn’t frigid, her man is always rigid. And what man wants to go outside with that bulge in his Bermudas?
Perhaps your only problem is that you are Miss Informed because you have been told that a good man is hard to find. It’s closer to the truth that a hard man is good to find.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Winning With Men
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
How To Get What You Want from Your Man
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Let Your Heart Do the Talking
Monday, September 7, 2009
How To Talk to Men - Cultivating Desire
Desire is the primal, magnetic force that bonds men and women. You are your most authentic, fascinating self when you are alive with desire. Every man has a powerful, innate response to the pleasure of a woman. When you are “on”, your laughter, your movements, and your voice are like honey to the bee. No matter what age or stage of life you are living, you can cultivate the desire that makes you attractive to the opposite gender.
Men are trained from early on that desire is the core ingredient in winning. Every aspiring athlete can quote the coaches who turned him on to the importance of desire. Guys tend to be less ashamed of their desires. But few women have embraced their lusty, forceful nature. You know their names--Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Paris Hilton. The boldness of these iconic figures flows directly from their ability to feel comfortable with going after what they want.
What you say to men and about men is less important than the energy behind it. When your words flow from your vital force, your speech has power. Cultivating desire flies in the face of tradition. Religion, education, and media demonize the fulfillment of desire and lionize delay of gratification.
Watching other people pretend to enjoy passion can never replace real-time pleasure. True enjoyment of the senses requires profound relaxation and release from stress and strain. Breaking free from the masculine-oriented culture of hard work and strenuous effort requires a special kind of discipline. You have to focus on the activities that ease your breathing and make you visibly glow with aliveness. Lightness of being releases endorphins that erase fear and pain, as well as ocytocin than opens your heart. As you learn to follow your feminine nature, you find the inner peace that marks the domain of women. Sensual delight soothes the emotions and awakens the senses. As your mind clears, you begin to feel the warmth in your heart and the fire in your belly.
To exchange pressure for pleasure, you have to schedule plenty of rest and recreation. Let go of false goals that enslave your attention. As you learn to make vitality your most important priority, your increasing aliveness casts men in a new light. Along side their brutal nature you begin to sense the deeply protective quality that brings you together. You remember how easy it is to win their cooperation. When you bring your sweet nature into your relationship, petty quarrels dissipate. Connection expands and boundaries dissolve. There is no man. There is no woman. There is only human--being infinite love.